The Review
If you want to see the entire world get absolutely fucking wrecked, 2012 is the movie for you. It’s Roland Emmerich doing what he does best: blowing things up on a scale that shouldn't even be possible.
You’ve got John Cusack playing Jackson Curtis, a struggling writer (I can relate to the writer bit, at least!) who turns into a professional disaster-dodger.
The CGI is the real star here. Watching California literally slide into the ocean while Cusack weaves a limo through crumbling skyscrapers is pure, ridiculous popcorn fun. Is it realistic? Not even close. Is it cheesy? You bet.
But that’s the point! Whether it’s Woody Harrelson playing a crazy radio hermit at Yellowstone or the massive Arks in the Himalayas, it’s a non-stop rollercoaster. I loved the high stakes, and even though the dialogue can be a bit "eye-roll" worthy, you can't help but root for the family to make it through. It’s big, it’s loud, and it’s exactly what a disaster movie should be.
